Horoscopes

Aries (March 21-April 19)
That Baja might not be so fresh after three days in the lounge's fridge...

Taurus (April. 20-May 20)
You say "potato," I say "You need a Subway gift card."

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
If you thought no one took pictures of that on the ski trip - well, you should be keeping an eye on Facebook...

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Even if you didn't register for pass/fail, you can still sleep through class.  You've got a job...right?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
The Mock Trial Problem used you for inspiration. Pervert.

Virgo(AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
I can see why people gchat about you during class.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Reading 'Above the Law' every hour does not count as an extrcurricular activity.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Avoid people with blue hair.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Well, somebody needs to whine about it...and I can see you've already nominated yourself.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
I've seen the file they got on you in the Dean's Office. It ain't pretty.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You have a bright future as a member of the Rock of Love cast.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
My ADD is acting up this week, check back later.