Function: noun
1 : some random evidence term
2 : hilarious statements made around GW Law

Overheard in Constitutional Law:
Justice Brown was all but forgotten. And good riddance - he was a jackass!

"Ok, say an Olympic swimmer was caught taking a hit off a bong. And the government wanted to launch an investigation into his alleged bong-hittery..."

Overheard in Trusts and Estates:
"He had as much sex appeal as a bowl of macoroni and cheese."

Overheard in Trademark:
This is the card that you send to the person you're in a relationship with when you've slept with someone else.

Hear something funny in class or around the law school? Email Hearsay at notabenegw@gmail.com