I have a serious dilemma. I think (I'm not sure!) I may have made out with the guy who sits next to me in Criminal Law during the last Bar Review. Should I confront him about it?

Awake in the Aston

Dear Awake,

There is no need to bring the bar room into the classroom. Avoid all mention of debaucheries past and pretend it never happened. If we were characters from a 90's prime time drama (remember Felicity and Party of Five?), discussing your feelings about a sexual mishappening may be natural and constructive. However, as law students in the year 2009, it is highly likely that talking about the incident will make a potentially uncomfortable situation into a painfully awkward one.

True, there are more mature answers to your query. Finding them, however, would involve actually becoming a mature person - a task too difficult to achieve in time for the Nota Bene deadline. So for now, enter class right before it starts and leave as soon as it ends. And don't forget to avoid eye contact!

P.S. Your liver called. It wants you to stop drinking to the point of where you lose your memory.

Sincerely,

Yunji

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